comebacks?

Question

ok so there is this kid in my school that unfortunately sits next to me in 3 of my classes. everyone tries to be nice to him but all he does it shoot back lame comebacks and makes up stupid jokes that aren't even funny. he makes fun of people and calls this really nice boy who is a somewhat overweight, fat. so every time he says to me 'why did u do it? why did u kill pacman?'. i usually say 'shut up' or 'what are u talking about' because he NEVER stops talking even if you ask nicely. so whats a good comeback or something to shut him up forever. even if u do ignore him he doesn't stop. he picks his nose too. and if u say shut up, his only comebacks include of the following: MAKE me, or give me 5 bucks. i need help with comebacks!

Answer 1

heres some of the nasty stuff ive collected over the years....



oh this is coming from the poster child for abortions?



oh this is coming from the one whole fell out of the ugly tree and hit ever branch on the way down?



i can get plastic surgery to fix my ugliness (or i can always lose weight) but you will be stupid for eternity.



i would argue with you bout that but i dont argue with idiots ppl wont know the difference



oh my god it spoke!!!!



oh im sorry i didnt get that i dont speak idiot.



my my what has nature come to when your the fastest out of a million?



you have a face not even a mother could love....





hey your villiage called they want you back by 6....



now i know why villiages have idiots. they are so stupid its funny.....



you know what i would find if i looked up idiot in the dictionary (their responce a picture of you?) no a difinition of an idiot which you are!



you make the guys on jackass look like einstin.....





oh im sorry was i ment to be offened the only thing offending me is your face.....



i would call you a retard but that would be insulting to the retards (i love handicapped ppl they are the funniest ppl ever)





hey can i sleep with your dad cuz he must have a huge d!ck for you to swim that far.....



oh your such a beautiful, wonderful, intellegent person...oh im sorry i thought we were having a lyin competition....



my fav is your a dork and you know what a dork is....its a whales d!ck which means your the biggest d!ck in the world.....

(then you just call em a dork everytime you see them)





let me know if you want more im nasty.....sorry cant help it worst ones are when i dont even think .....

Answer 2

I would probably just snap someday and tell him the truth, that nobody likes him and he should just off himself for the sake of everybody else. But then again, having another Columbine isn't such a great idea. I know it's hard but keep on trying to ignore him. There are too many people like this in the world unfortunately.

Answer 3

tell him you will MAKE him shut up and to meet you outside of school! I bet he's not man enough to show up anyways! if he does... knock him around a bit.



or just talk to your principal about it. if he starts getting in trouble with the authoritative figures he will probably shut up. school bullying can be punishable and they can expel them if they dont stop after a while but they wont have any record until you start to complain regularly about his actions.

Answer 4

Tell him you are trying to see thing from this point of view, but you can't shove your head up your a$$ that far.

Answer 5

U: did i ask you 2 take my temperature?

him: no why?

U: cause ur all up my butt





LOL thats my fav.

Answer 6

***** him out