What's a good comeback when somene says "SHUT UP"?

Question

I really appreciate if someone could help me with this one. Every time someone shuts me up I am left speechless and looking dumb. Please HELP!

Answer 1

A big slap to the face.

Answer 2

keep talking

smile bitchy

before say stop talking.. i can tell that ur lying.. ur lips r moving

ur realli as pretty was a picture..I would like to hang u

im impressed i have never met such a big head before

can i borrow ur face for a few days my *** is on holiday

ur the kinda person who when someone first meets u they dont like u but when the get to no u better they HATE you

before u came along i was hungry. now we r all fed up

Answer 3

I tell my daughter to say this:

"No I don't shut up, I grow up and when I look at you I throw up"



lol I thought it was cute, got it from the movie "Stand by me"A group of 4 boys who are best friends go out to search the body of a missing boy.

Answer 4

I had someone that I was arguing with in high school before and she told me to shut up and I told her "Shut me up!" then of course we ended up in a fight, so that might not be the best route.

I have heard other kids respond to "shut up" with

1. Your not the boss of me! I don't have to listen to you!

2. You shut up!

3. Why are you such a _________ (insert jerk, or other bad words in space).

4. I will shut up when I get good and ready to!



Good luck sweetie.

Answer 5

Anyone that just says 'shut-up' isn't worth the breath for a come-back. Just ignore them. Or you can use some sarcastic remark like, 'Shut-up? Wow, haven't heard that one before, very original.'

Answer 6

When someone tells me to shut up i say"



"Why are you talking to me??, did i ask you to talk to me??, no one cares what you think, so why dont you just go sit in the corner."



They are left speechless and feeling embarrased, and everyone usually laughs at them.

Answer 7

No =] then smile and carry on with what you were doing before they said shut up, usually theyre so surprised that you said no that they shut up

Answer 8

Shut dont go up. Prices do. So take my advice and Shut Up too!

Answer 9

You tell them to "Grow up"

or

"Tell them to make you shut up"



Say to them that the only thing you will do is pay taxes and die because that's the only thing someone can make you do



P.S If you talk to much than you probably should shut up

Answer 10

You shut up or shut doesnt go up or say shut up back in another languge.

Answer 11

this is so easy... there's many things you can say...

1. YOU SHUT UP!!!

2. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TELLING ME TO SHUT UP?

3. F-OFF

4. MAKE ME SHUT UP DUMBASS...

these are just a few.

Answer 12

I am called The Comeback Queen so listen to this



"Shut up"

"Make me"



"Shut up"

"You!"



By the way...... this is one of my comebacks



them-" You look like a nerd!"



me- " You ARE a nerd!"



lol good luck

Answer 13

tell girls to shut their cok holsters, and if a guy tells you to shut up tell him to pull the cok outta his mouth because you cant understand what he is saying. I.E.

1. How about you shut your cok holster 317ch.

2. fvck you, hows abut you pull that cok outta your mouth, fag.

Answer 14

When they say shut up you say shut down

Answer 15

Don't start a conversation with them,,My guess they aren't any kind of a friend..find someone who you can relate to,,There not worth it.You don't need there crap..And you don't need to fuel there fire..

Answer 16

say something like...well if you werent so stupid in the first place i wouldnt have to point it out to you all the time...but it depends on what there shutting you up from :)

Answer 17

"Como Mierda" it means "eat sh*t" in Spanish :) Not only will they not know what it means, once you start laughing they will feel stupid for telling you to shut up in the first place! (And most likely ask you what it means..haha)

Answer 18

Tell them to build a bridge and get over it.



cool huh they wont know what to say after that one.

Answer 19

I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up.

Answer 20

Just shut up and go away.

Answer 21

Just turn and walk away. Don't ever speak to that person again. P*ss on 'em. You don't need to be treated like that.

Answer 22

I just crack a dumb comeback and it even works. "Shut your face up" or "Your face makes me want to shut up".... well that's me but I hope it helps. People learned to deal with it!

Answer 23

i like u very much so i'll obey 2 ur word. i'll shut up

Answer 24

say something like " go shut ur face"



thats what i say nd they dont do nything usually

Answer 25

Are you really annoying or something? Why is everyone telling you to shut up? Maybe you should work on your social skills, rather than your comebacks.

Answer 26

well,

this depends on what the people look like,

if their fat,skinny,or just think they are....

whisper a remark about their weight. it'll really lower their self esteem.

Answer 27

Just keep talking, or, if it's them you're talking to, just tell them okay, and don't speak about anything related to it for a while.

Answer 28

I stab them in the eye with a rusty screwdriver and then kill their family pets.

Answer 29

umm....the best thing I can think of is dropping the f bomb (ie f--- u!)



things like "make me" or "you shut up" wouldnt be as strong...

Answer 30

The finger is great for any occasion.

Answer 31

Just say nothing and walk away. If you respond to it, you're just sinking yourself down to their level.

Answer 32

Stop talking.

Answer 33

"you shut up, dont tell me what to do!"

idk, something like that....hope this helps

Answer 34

Hmmmm....Say: MAKE ME! or WHY DON'T YOU? or WAS IT JUST ME, OR DID I HEAR A SQUEAKY LITTLE DUMB RAT just ignore them.

Answer 35

Leave if you don't want to hear what I have to say, unless you are talking to your parents.

Answer 36

I usually say

" Yeah, okay, no. "

or

"F.ck you."

Orrrrr

"SHUT THE F.CK UP! "



Ahahhhh, not the best

But it gets me somewhere =D

Answer 37

"Why don't you?" orrr "Hmmm, did you hear that? You're dumb and incompetent? I totally agree!"

Or just ignore them and walk away!

Answer 38

shut dont go up, price do







its really oldd but i cant think of anything else right now

Answer 39

Depends, why are people telling you to be quiet?

Sometimes it really is best to say nothing at all.

Answer 40

"Anyways..." and continue where you left off...like nothing ever happened.



Or you could say "how about no"



:D

Answer 41

YOUR MOM



hope i help! thats what i say.. its funny cause then they start to laugh and then say "good one"

Answer 42

SHUT UP ! HAHAHAHA NO ONLY JOKING HOW ABOUT .....



1. MAKE ME

2.SUCK ME

3. *** U

Answer 43

Pugh mahone. It's Gaelic for Kiss my a$$.

Answer 44

be like, " o can u translate that 2 english, i dont speak idiot

Answer 45

"I dont shut up i grow up, and when i look at you a throw up!"

Answer 46

"NO, YOU SHUT UP GODDAMNIT!"



or something like



"NO YOU DON'T SHUT ME UP YOU B*TCH / A*****E!"



or if you feel like being nice say something like



"YOU SHUT UP YOUR FACE!"



and then smile! :)

Answer 47

shut up yourself.

Answer 48

say your the one whos talking

Answer 49

say y dont u shut up

Answer 50

all you have to say i F you i am not your slave so F off and you are not the boss of me!

Answer 51

"Show me how it's done"

"You first"

"HEY! That's MY line!"

"What!? And let you have all the fun? I don't think so."

"Nope"

Answer 52

MAKE ME

and keep talking

Answer 53

"**** you". or "i'd rather not"... then just keep going back and forth saying like one word answers.

Answer 54

Close your mouth.

Answer 55

shut doesnt go up jk start gunning him bout his mom

Answer 56

"No."

"You shut up."

"Make me."

"It's a free country."

"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

"Bite me."

Answer 57

stOp suqkin meii hOe !

Answer 58

YOU shut up!



or



I slept with your wife.

Answer 59

Simply say "Don't tell me to shut up, that's not nice." Or "Your mom" which isn't nice either but if it works.... Good luck.

Answer 60

Make me

Answer 61

you're not my boss. i can talk as much as i want :]

Answer 62

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you?" Then smile. This will disarm them and make them look the fool.

Answer 63

You shut up.

Answer 64

**** you is a good one

or your mama

Answer 65

TELL THEM MAKE ME B****

Answer 66

Why should I

Answer 67

insult them in spanish, it works for me everytime, then there like wtf does that mean? THEN you say what it means in english; google 'translator'

Answer 68

What the F...



Suck a D !

Answer 69

try NO it'll feel great

Answer 70

Tell them ...they aren't worth your time and walk away.

Answer 71

Just keep talking, or say no, you, or just no.

Answer 72

Nothing. Just do it!

Answer 73

your mom ha

Answer 74

tell them "no u f***ing b****"

Answer 75

make me!!!

Answer 76

No. I will not.

Answer 77

no you.

Answer 78

make me!

Answer 79

"up yours"

Answer 80

wat about "no you"

Answer 81

ok :)

Answer 82

I know you are but what am I?