Church is a good way to meet people. And join a club or go to a social event, like a church picnic. Invite someone to go golfing...don't hang out in bars though, half the time they don't even remember who you are!
You've heard about people auditioning for reality TV shows, selling stuff on Craig's List. Find something you really like doing. Maybe you like blogging and making videos, so you decide to buy a video camera and start a vlog on Youtube. Start at a little job you enjoy, and work up.
Look for job openings in the newspaper.
And don't make your life sound so miserable and depressing. No one will want to be around you. Plenty of nice exciting people come from New Jersey. I can name three people off the top of my head...the Jonas Brothers!
Don't hate everyone. That's a start, and make your own life! It's not like everyone magically got a life. Find a job you enjoy, make some friends, reach out to people. Host a football party (if you like football) make chicken wings, serve refreshments, potato salad....etc..and have everyone bring side dishes. Guys like food right?
And tell them they can bring their friends. You're bound to get to know someone.
Also, you're basically saying you have no life, so why would someone else want to get to know you if they're like you and say they don't want to get to know people who "don't have a life".
What is your definition of "no life"??